February 2012
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Chair is better than you. →
bassdorf:
I’M HONORED TO BE PLAYING EVEN A SMALL ROLE IN YOUR DEFLOWERING. YOU DON’T GET NEARLY ENOUGH CREDIT FOR YOUR WIT. IF I WAS YOUR MAN, I WOULDN’T NEED CLUES TO FIND YOU. WHO’S THAT GIRL? I HAVE NO IDEA. THANKS FOR THE RIDE HOME. YOU WERE AMAZING UP THERE. YOU SURE? IF YOU WANTED TO PLAY ROUGH ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK. DO YOU… LIKE ME? DEFINE LIKE. SOMETHING THIS BEAUTIFUL DESERVES TO...
“She’s walked away from me and not like she did before. I feel like she’s...”
– Chuck Bass (via ohmygoshkathryn)
Way to try and reinvent the 'I love you,' 'Can you...
chairblairhair:
nice try, failfran.
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dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
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1612th:
throwing paint on grass and actually watching paint dry and grass grow at the same time would still be more interesting than going to school tomorrow
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it took me a while.
me: logs into Tumblr
me: hmmm... why is everyone so pissed at Blair? I mean, c'mon guys, the show was on Monday!
me: really a lot of hate on here... we should calm down... the promo for next week wasn't that bad..
me: seriously! what is with the Blair hat- ah wait. AWH HELL TO THE NO.
me: FUCK YOU GOSSIP GIRL WRITERS, FUCK YOUR MOTHERS, FUCK YOU DAN HUMPHREY, FUCK YOU BLAIR. FUCK YOU JOSH SAFRAN. FUCK YOUR RATINGS FUCK YOUR SHOW.
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Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
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I AM offended, there's no other word that could...
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RIP Chair
drunk-blair:
rumplebelle:
I will always love you.
Safran can bomb our ship. Safran can destroy Blair...
allyouneedislovechair:
WE HAVE A SHIPPERMANCE AND IT IS THE BEST SHIP FANDOM IN THE FUCKING WORLD.
I LOVE YOU ALL.
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I will never forgive Josh Safran for making me...
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I can only imagine Blair's reaction if Chuck...
leightonclaires:
rumplebelle:
She wouldn’t give her blessing like Serena did. She’d be immature about it.
I bet she would be like “Serena!!!! You dated Nate then Dan then Dan again. Aaron, Gabriel, Carter, Tripp. Then Dan again. Then Nate again. AND NOW YOU ARE STEALING CHUCK? YOU TAKE EVERYTHIG FROM MEH!!!!!” LOLOLOLOLOL.
safran: alright, let's make this season a little lighter.
writers: okay, so what do you have in mind?
safran: let's have chuck go through a deep depression while blair is completely unaware of it, causing him to seek medical attention in a therapist that was almost bribed by blair's fiance. then let's have that therapist leave right after diagnosing chuck, because her "practice is closing". then let's have blair harass chuck about becoming a good man and how he did so.
writers: but that's not ligh-
safran: sh! i'm brainstorming.
writers: ...
safran: ooh, i know! let's reunite chuck and blair for about ten seconds, y'know. let them kiss maybe once or twice to get the chair fans to stfu, then let's KILL THEM.
writers: but they're mai-
safran: not actually kill them, but let's make everyone think chuck is dead. that's always a good storyline. really reels in the viewers.
writers: okay...
safran: after that, let's have blair still love chuck, but make a pact to god so they can't be together *maniacal laughter*
writers: uhh...
safran: and after that, let's have her seek refuge in *safran boner* daniel humphrey, whom has so obviously loved her since he met her. then let's have her get confused about her feelings, thus sending chuck bass into another deep depression. sound good?
writers: ...
